Ruud leaves

I was 3 weeks old yesterday and now weigh 6lb 8. When my Dad came to the hospital he was in a terrible mood, he told me that Man United had sold their greatest ever goalscorer Ruud Van Nistelrooy for £10M, which he said was peanuts!!!! He is worried on two accounts, 1; how are United going to replace someone who scores 20+ goals every season and 2; we now have a dog named after a Real Madrid player!!!