Steve Irwin tribute

Sneak up out of the croc's view

Legs grip behind the head

A swift right and its all over!!!

More fishes

Jaws doesn't scare me I was scratching my gums not biting my nails!!!

King of the fish tank!!!!

They had whales and everything

King of the orange thing

The only fish I managed to catch, think I was using the wrong bait

Fishing trip

Went fishing to the Blue Planet Aquarium over the weekend, there was plenty to see and do.

Watch your fingers its a piranha!!!!

Thomas the turtle

Playing the old joanna for the fishes

Its behind you...oh no it isn't!!!

Chocks away

After last weeks accident I feel that I need some kind of safety protection.

Auntie Mandy thought that this RAF gear might just do the trick!!!

Name that tune in two

Where there's blame there's a claim

Had a motor traffic accident today as you can see there are some facial injuries.

Cuts and grazes.

Bit of bruising, definitely getting a bit of a stiff neck, think it may be whiplash.

Photo of the vehicle involved for the insurance claim.

Something for the weekend sir?

Time for another haircut but after my Mum's poor attempt I decided to trust my Dad with the job. He suggested the clippers as his weapon of choice because he said that it never let him down when he used to go with Finn's Dad Paul to Joe's for a flat top back in '89!!! I explained the length I wanted .... no shorter than a number 8 and off we went.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz going anywhere nice this year sir?

Switch to the highchair in order to attack the back

The delicate finishing touches I left for my Mum as I felt my Dad was getting a little trigger happy with the clippers!!!

I think you will agree that this cut was a much better effort than the sloping bowl effect my Mum gave me!!!

The aftermath!

Gurning champ 2007

You can't even have a bath in peace without having a camera shoved in your mush and told to pull faces for the blog site!

Teachers

My Dad took me in to see the unfortunate souls he had left behind at his old job. Everyone was clearly upset that he had left and there was plenty of tears!!!

Pauline the head of PE and Anna her understudy, my Dad taught them everything they know!!! Pauline reckons she is Irish but my Dad said she has a British passport, work that one out!!!

On the way out got accosted by a group of ladies who work at the school, I think they help the pupils cross the road after school!!!! The lady in the stripes was speaking to me in a funny accent I think it was Irish, anyway couldn't understand a word so just smiled at her!!!!!

Ball and Chain

The Smith family were due to attend the wedding of one of my Dad's University friends last week, but unfortunately my Mum was struck down with a severe case of food posioning so my Dad headed down to the wedding alone, caught up with everyone and promptly made his way back to bath me and put me in bed!!!

Here is my Dad with his friends from University; Darren, Mat W, Rob (the groom), My Dad, Simon and Matt S.

The WAG's; Nicola+1, Julie, Sarah and Katie

Rob and Katie the happy couple

Check out the cakes!!!!! My Dad was under strict orders to bring a selection back for when my Mum was feeling better!!!!

Paparazzi

Bloody cameras, there is no privacy around here. I was quietly working hard on my upper body development when the camera flash goes off and puts me out of my rhythm. So taking the law into my own hands decided to snatch the camera!!!

Don't run away

Just want a chat

Have that, a good old Salford kiss!!!