Lounging around

I like nothing better than kicking back and catching a bit of sport on the box, with a pint of course.

Just wish my dad would stop shoving the camera in face while I am relaxing.

Watching the footy...

...and Smith must score!!!

Bonfire night

We only had a little fire just for my mum, dad and me, thats because my dad says that we shouldn't really celebrate bonfire night because Guy Fawkes failed!!!

Here I am totally mesmerised by the flames....can you get a job as a pyromaniac?

Clap those hands to keep warm.

Sleep

My Mum and Dad seem to think that I have a problem sleeping, as you can see there is no problem....

anytime...anywhere...

but when I want to!!!

More Chester Zoo

Off for a wander.

Chill Joey, chill.

Is it a bactrian or a dromedary?

Chester Zoo

Here I am at Chester Zoo with some of my animal friends.

Thought those spots were meant to stop me seeing it, stands out like a sore thumb!!!

Is it just me or are goat's eyes weird?

Yo Cuz!!

Cousin Isabelle came over to play on the swing and slide.

Then we had to smile for the camera like a couple of garden gnomes.

Spotted a gap and went for it.....

Leaving the lady all alone!!!

Winton park

Enjoying a 99 at the centenary celebrations for Winton Park.

But you have something then everyone else wants some!!!

One question why are they called 99's it was £1.50!!!

So you wanna be a boxer?

My Dad thinks I should take up boxing as a hobby.

Seem to have the looks for it!!

Southport

Had a family trip out to Southport. Here is me and my mum getting kitted out for an attempt to walk to the sea.

and we're off!!!

Knocked the sea attempt on the head after a while as I got too tired so my dad had to carry me.

If you look closely you can see Blackpool Tower in the distance which proves that Southport does have clear, sunny days!!!!

Look how far away the sea is, I don't think anyone could make it, its an impossible mission.

The long walk home!!!

Play the spoons

My Dad says to me 'Alfie don't play with your food', but he doesn't say anything about playing with your cutlery!!!!

Look no hands...

and a cheeky grin for free!!!

Jungle Book

Can't get enough of Disney's The Jungle Book, its hilarious!!!

My favourite bit is when the elephant patrol show up for the first time.

But the best character has to be Baloo the bear, a comedy genius...Jim Davidson please take note!!!!

20legend

Woke up to the sad news today that the legend that is Ole Gunnar Solksjaer is to retire through a persistent knee injury, a sad day indeed.

Who put the ball in the German's net.....

366 appearances, 126 goals, £1.5m, bargain.
Thanks for the memories and the trophies Ole!!!!

Michelin man

I think that my mum and dad believe that if a spot of rain touches me then I will shrink, may as well wrap me in cling film!!!

Morning routine

Brush twice a day got to keep the few peggies that I have nice and clean.

Toothpaste....where?