In't Chrimbo brilliant

It's Tiggerrific!!!!

 

Christmas Day family visits

Took Christmas Day morning to visit Grandad and Granny Smith.

Had Christmas Day dinner with Grandad Edwards...

and Granny Edwards...

and Aunty Mandy and my Mum (she said she was going to throw me away because I was a cheeky boy, think she was joking).

 

Christmas pressies

My Mum and Dad both gave each other a red sack with me in it......the cheap skates!!!!!

This is Pinocchio given to me by my Auntie Mandy, apparantly his nose grows if he tells lies. If that is true then my Dad's friend Steve Errington must be a right Billy Liar!!!!

These are some of my new cuddly friends.

Merry Christmas!!!!

I'm so excited for my 1st Christmas that I just can't sleep......not sure how Santa is going to get down our chimney with the gas fire in the way!!!!

 

Mugged...call the cops!!!!

There I was just hanging with my Dad celebrating United's deserved victory over the bluenoses when out of the blue I'm attacked!!!!

The Dragon!!!!!

He went straight for the ear just like Mike Tyson.......had to act quick......

A quick nibble on the nose and tug of the ear and I'd broke his grip........

Was going to try a half nelson but thought flipping him would catch him off guard.....

Nope.......didn't work, seems like I was dealing with an experienced attacker....

in the end shoulders pinned to the canvas, count of 1...2...3 it was over, the green destroyer was victorious........this time!!!!!!

After the attack I checked my pockets, empty!!! Only one answer, with those beady eyes and the attack from behind the Dragon must have been a Mickey Mouser!!!!

Nativity auditions

With my Mum and Dad being so environmentally minded we have been trying these new one size fits all terry nappies, only problem being is that between the three of us we can't work out how they fasten!!!!

The local amateur dramatics group have been in touch and offered me the role of shepherd number 2 in this years nativity, shame as I had my eye on the baby Jesus gig!!!

 

Derby day

Just settling down for the Manchester derby, when we allow the dirty blue noses from Stockport into the wonderful Theatre of Dreams for a few hours of torture. Due to the way United are playing of late my prediction, an easy 2-0 win after an initial over physical opening from the less skillful blue half of town. Scorers; Ronaldo and Saha.
C'mon you Reds!!!!!