In't Chrimbo brilliant

It's Tiggerrific!!!!

 

Christmas Day family visits

Took Christmas Day morning to visit Grandad and Granny Smith.

Had Christmas Day dinner with Grandad Edwards...

and Granny Edwards...

and Aunty Mandy and my Mum (she said she was going to throw me away because I was a cheeky boy, think she was joking).

 

Christmas pressies

My Mum and Dad both gave each other a red sack with me in it......the cheap skates!!!!!

This is Pinocchio given to me by my Auntie Mandy, apparantly his nose grows if he tells lies. If that is true then my Dad's friend Steve Errington must be a right Billy Liar!!!!

These are some of my new cuddly friends.

Merry Christmas!!!!

I'm so excited for my 1st Christmas that I just can't sleep......not sure how Santa is going to get down our chimney with the gas fire in the way!!!!

 

Mugged...call the cops!!!!

There I was just hanging with my Dad celebrating United's deserved victory over the bluenoses when out of the blue I'm attacked!!!!

The Dragon!!!!!

He went straight for the ear just like Mike Tyson.......had to act quick......

A quick nibble on the nose and tug of the ear and I'd broke his grip........

Was going to try a half nelson but thought flipping him would catch him off guard.....

Nope.......didn't work, seems like I was dealing with an experienced attacker....

in the end shoulders pinned to the canvas, count of 1...2...3 it was over, the green destroyer was victorious........this time!!!!!!

After the attack I checked my pockets, empty!!! Only one answer, with those beady eyes and the attack from behind the Dragon must have been a Mickey Mouser!!!!

Nativity auditions

With my Mum and Dad being so environmentally minded we have been trying these new one size fits all terry nappies, only problem being is that between the three of us we can't work out how they fasten!!!!

The local amateur dramatics group have been in touch and offered me the role of shepherd number 2 in this years nativity, shame as I had my eye on the baby Jesus gig!!!

 

Derby day

Just settling down for the Manchester derby, when we allow the dirty blue noses from Stockport into the wonderful Theatre of Dreams for a few hours of torture. Due to the way United are playing of late my prediction, an easy 2-0 win after an initial over physical opening from the less skillful blue half of town. Scorers; Ronaldo and Saha.
C'mon you Reds!!!!!

 

Gentleman Colin Allen

One of my Dad's old work friends dropped in with his daughter Jasmine. He is officially known as 'The World's Nicest Man', but I just called him Colin. Jasmine was keeping her eyes firmly on her dinner which my Mum was holding/tasting.

 

Hair loss

It's official I am going the same way as my Dad, my hair is falling out at a rapid rate............pictures to follow when I have managed to pull myself together!!!!

Fancy dress

Maradona Good, Pele Better, George Best.


This is my Mum's favourite shirt for me, apparantly he is The King, my Dad says The King is Eric Cantona, but Grandad Smith says The King is Denis Law.


Here I am looking about 4!!! I am modelling a t-shirt of Che Guevara (I have no idea who he is!), my Dad likes to think of himself as a Socialist although his Best Man Steve Errington has been known to call him a Champagne Socialist!!!! Note that the remote control is not attached to my Dad on this occasion.

Back where it all started

We went back to the hospital, here I am thanking the nurses and doctors from the Special Care Unit. Nurse Anita was one of the nurses who looked after me and she couldn't believe how big I had got....thats mothers finest milk for you!

 

Mmmmm......sleep.......

My Dad's attempt to be artistic, I think he just pressed the wrong button and made the pictures turn black & white!!!!!

 

The Kapurs Drop In

After having nasty emails from both Oslo and sunny Mossley about my lack of blogging activities, thought I had better catch up before they send the big boys round!!!!

The Kapurs dropped in one sunny saturday back in September to pass on some much needed advice to my Mum and Dad. Here is the lovely Annette and daughter Maisie, showing them how to make me fall asleep, just hold one smelly foot in the air and just like magic...out for the count!!!

Maisie showing what she will do to any bullies when she gets to Broadoak School.

Sunny proving that a modern man has a way with babies.

 

Keep the masses happy

Heres a collection of pictures because I haven't been posting as regularly as I should have been, the main reason is that my Dad has gone back to work and just won't leave me alone when he comes home!!!!
As you can see I have started to really put the weight on, at the last official weigh in I was up to 10lb 6ozs, 55cms tall and my head is 35.5cm round!!! 

Glory, Glory Man United!!!!

Here I am posing in my first United football kit. I think it looks great but my Dad thinks it might be unlucky because the first time I watched a game in it United lost 1-0 to Arsenal!!!! Dad says that he will give it one more go this weekend versus Reading and if it doesn't work then we will have to try the white away strip and the lucky Y-fronts!!!!

 

Sunday nights

Apparently Sunday = bath night, its the law!!!!

Not to sure that I am that keen, suppose I best get used to it.

 

The University boys drop in

Some of my Dad's friends from his University days dropped in from Sheffield and Nottingham today. They sat around discussing feeding times, changing times and baby teeth. They knew so much about it that I think they must have been discussing and learning all these things while at University and probably never went out and enjoyed themselves.

After all the chat we all went out for some lunch.

3 sons of PE Dads!!! Daz and Charlie, Rob and George, Me and my Dad.

Uncle Rob and Uncle Daz swap sons and play guess the weight.

Me and my Mum dining out. For the record she had garlic bread and a Hawaiian Pizza.

George - Rob and Kate's cute fella. I knew he was hungry because when he was in my house he kept putting pebbles in his mouth!!!

Charlie - Darren and Nicola's young 'un. He loves Dairylea sandwiches!!!

My Dads friend from University, Rob Derry. My Dad said that this picture is typical of the time he spent there at the taxpayers expense.

More proud Mums. Kate - George's Mum and Nicola - Charlie's Mum. I got the impression that Kate wasn't keen on having her photo taken.